n00b (n.)
A guy who’s been playing for a year but still thinks a ‘life’ is a real thing and not just a fake excuse to avoid death.
"You’re a n00b, you still have a life!", from a guy who’s been dead for 3 hours.
"She called me a n00b because I didn’t know what ‘last frontier’ meant.", from a guy who didn’t know what ‘last frontier’ meant.
"He called me a n00b because I used my girlfriend as a shield.", from a guy who’s been using his girlfriend as a shield since 2010.