n00b metal
N00b metal is like nu-metal, but worse. These kids can't even write a decent song. Their EPs are just a bunch of bad riffs and worse vocals.
My cousin tried to make a n00b metal band. He just screamed into a microphone and called it a day.
I saw a n00b metal band play. It was like watching a baby try to ride a skateboard.
That n00b metal EP was so bad, my dog walked out of the room.