n00b file
The first file you saved in a game. It's called a n00b file because you were probably a total mess when you made it. You keep it forever, even if you end up winning.
I kept my n00b file just to prove I was a mess. I still have it.
My n00b file is the worst. I saved it just to make fun of myself later.
My n00b file is still in my game. I was that bad.