n00b f4gg0t
A person so bad at life that they’re not just a noob or a faggot but a full-time embarrassment.
My friend said I was a n00b f4gg0t because I cried when I fell off my bike.
That n00b f4gg0t tried to cook and burned the house down.
My mom called me a n00b f4gg0t because I forgot my lunch again.