N000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000!!!!!!! :((

This is exactly what you scream when you find out you're infected by COVID-19 and you're now stuck with a sneeze and a death wish.

I got COVID and now I'm stuck with a sneeze and a death wish.

I tested positive for COVID and now I'm like a walking virus.

I got infected by COVID and now I'm the human version of a virus.