N Word Man
If you're white and say the n word three times, you're basically begging the N Word Man to come and ruin your life.
My friend said the n word three times in a video game and got banned from the server by a guy in a hoodie.
My brother said the n word three times at a party and got a free tattoo of a flamingo.
My cousin said the n word three times in the park and got chased by a group of kids on bikes.