N Pen
A Black Pen with a bad attitude. N stands for Nigger. So it's like a Nigger Pen. It writes slow and hates your homework.
My N Pen wouldn't write. I threw it at the wall. It still didn't care.
I tried to use my N Pen. It gave me a middle finger and left ink everywhere.
My N Pen is the only one I trust. It's got a bad attitude, but it gets the job done.
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