N-I- of the G - I’m Mr. Major. I don’t like my son Lawrence. He’s a lazy, fa

I’m Mr. Major. I don’t like my son Lawrence. He’s a lazy, fat, drunk, crybaby who steals things and gets in fights.

My son stole my money and got caught. I told him I’d kick his ass.

My son got sent to Boys Town and still acts like a baby.

My son drinks too much and cries about racism. I told him to shut up.