N-Gae - More than one N-Gage. Because you’re too dumb to know the di

More than one N-Gage. Because you’re too dumb to know the difference between singular and plural.

I have five N-Gaes. I don’t know what they do. I just hit buttons.

My N-Gaes are all in my sock drawer. I think they’re hiding from me.

I call them N-Gaes because I can’t spell.