N-Dileg
A guy who thinks he’s a total stud, but everyone knows he’s a total poser. He’s a backstabbing jerk who thinks he invented the wheel. He’s probably gonna end up a sad, gay drunk.
"I’m gonna be the next big trend, baby. You’ll all be saying ‘prish’ in 2025."
DM: "You’re just jealous I didn’t get the last pizza."
He claims he started the ‘peas&tanks’ thing, but it was just a typo.