N-17 - The worst way for Selston High School lads to tell Nathan Pi

The worst way for Selston High School lads to tell Nathan Pickard he's got a hard-on like a donkey in a ditch

'N-17, mate, your pants are screaming at us.'

'N-17, you're giving the class a show.'

'N-17, you're the reason the teacher forgot to take roll.'