M$Z
M$ zombies are the walking dead of the internet. They just sit there, brain-dead, typing nonsense because they have nothing better to do.
Bro, I saw a M$ zombie at the library. They were typing 'asdfghjkl' for an hour.
My cousin is a M$ zombie. He lives in his mom's basement and only talks to his cat.
That kid in class is a M$ zombie. He just stares at the ceiling and types random letters.