M.W.I.A
When two people go missing because they’re too busy making out to notice the explosion behind them.
They were M. W. I. A. because they were too busy making out to notice the bomb.
She sent a message, 'I’m M. W. I. A. and I’m not coming back until I get my coffee.'
They got M. W. I. A. and left their gear behind, and their sense of duty.