M.W.A.S.P.
A man who thinks driving a fancy car makes him a man, even though his cock is still a disappointment.
He drives a fancy car like he’s the king of the road, but his cock is still a backseat driver.
He thinks his car is a flex, but his cock is just a joke.
He spends more on a car than he does on a date, and still can’t get laid.