m.pons
a guy who’s so short and fluffball-like he could pass for a girl. they’re so gay they probably had a one-night stand with a monkey and got stuck with dwarf issues.
My friend’s an m. pons. He wears a dress and a wig. He also wears eyeliner. He looks like a confused unicorn.
An m. pons just started a boy band called ‘The Fluffy Ones.’ They sing about glitter and love.
This m. pons walked into a gym and asked for a personal trainer. The trainer said, ‘Sir, you look like a girl. Are you sure you want to work out?’