m.pons
a guy who’s so short and soft he looks like a girl. they’re so gay they probably kissed a monkey and got stuck with dwarf issues forever.
This m. pons tried to join a boy band. He brought a glitter beard and a sequin vest. It was tragic.
My neighbor is an m. pons. He wears a skirt and a lipstick. He also talks to his plants. They’re his boyfriends.
An m. pons walked into a bar and said, 'I’d like a beer and a hug.' The bartender gave him a beer and a free drink.