M'pleasure
A smug way for a bald, bearded man to say 'my pleasure' after doing something nice for a woman who probably thinks he’s a lost cause. He might tip his hat like he just won a battle.
'M'pleasure, ma’am,' he said, tipping his hat like he just saved the world.
'M'pleasure,' he said, as if he’d just given her a million dollars.
'M'pleasure,' he said, while still trying to hide his face in his beard.