M.O.T.S.
M. O. T. S. stands for Moment(s) of Temporary Stupidity, when you do something so dumb, even your dog looks at you like you’re a lost cause.
I spilled my cereal on my shirt, classic M. O. T. S.
He tried to flirt with a teacher, total M. O. T. S.
She ate the whole pizza and then cried, that’s M. O. T. S squared.