M.O.M.A.P.
when a man’s butt gets used like a toilet and he’s the only one who knows
He said it was the best M. O. M. A. P. he’s ever had, even though he still smells like poop.
He did it in the back of a van during a road trip and no one asked questions.
He got M. O. M. A. P. ed by his brother and now they’re best friends.