M.O.F.S.
The woman who has more cigarettes than friends and still doesn't care.
My mom is a M. O. F. S. She has a whole box of cigarettes and only one friend left.
My cousin is a M. O. F. S. She smokes more than she talks.
My teacher is a M. O. F. S. She has a cigarette in one hand and a red pen in the other.