m.o.f.b.
M. O. F. B. is a stupid system where people eat cheese or make sandwiches and then pretend it means something. M. O. is the dumb kid who eats cheese and thinks it’s a lifestyle. F. B. is the guy who makes a sandwich and then blames the universe for his bad choices.
He eats cheese like it’s a full-time job.
She made a sandwich and then blamed the moon for her bad day.
He’s F. B. because he made a sandwich and then yelled at the toaster.