m.o.b.h - You’d rather pay for a stripper’s rent than give your girlfr

You’d rather pay for a stripper’s rent than give your girlfriend a birthday gift

I got my girl a necklace, but I also tipped the bartender $50

I spent my entire paycheck on a yacht party, and my girl was mad because I didn’t bring her

I paid for the whole club, but I forgot to invite my ex