M.O.A.F.N
Me On A Friday Night. When you're so high you think your dog is talking to you and you start arguing with your couch.
M. O. A. F. N. I told my dog he was lying and he barked back at me.
M. O. A. F. N. I started yelling at my couch because it wouldn't play my favorite song.
M. O. A. F. N. I thought my dog was my best friend and I asked him to join my Zoom meeting.