M'Mah
M'Mah is a smart, weird girl who thinks she’s the most important person ever. She knows everything about history and will make you feel like a dummy if you don’t. She’s funny but shy. She’ll eat you up with facts and then steal your fries.
She said I didn’t know who the first emperor was. I didn’t. Now I feel stupid.
She told me about the entire French Revolution while I was trying to eat my pizza.
I asked her a question. She answered it with a 5-minute history rant.