M'Mah
M'Mah is a quiet genius who thinks she’s the center of the universe. She’ll drop random facts on you like they’re bombs. She’s funny when she wants to be, but she only talks to you if you say hi first. She’ll beat you in a trivia game and then take your last chip.
She said I didn’t know what a ‘quadrillion’ was. I didn’t. Now I’m mad.
She told me about the entire history of Egypt while I was eating a burger.
I asked her a question. She answered it with a 10-minute history lesson.