M.M. Maximisation
When you're so obsessed with M. M. that you start making everyone around you suffer for your sake.
My friend had to sit through my entire M. M. monologue during a movie. The movie was 'Jaws.'
I turned my dog into a M. M. critic. Now he barks at me when I mess up.
My teacher gave me a detention for optimizing my M. M. during a math test.