M.M. Maximisation
When you're so into M. M. that you start ignoring all the normal rules of life, and people just think you're crazy.
I told my boss I was going to optimize my M. M. instead of finishing my work. He gave me a warning.
I tried to optimize my M. M. during a Zoom call. My boss asked me if I was being serious.
I got kicked out of my apartment because I yelled 'M. M. for life!' at the landlord.