M.M. Maximisation
When you think you're king of M. M., but the whole world just thinks you're a loudmouth idiot.
I tried to optimize my M. M. on the bus. The whole bus was watching me like I was a madman.
My uncle told me I was 'more obnoxious than a neon sign at midnight.'
I got a 'M. M. is not a religion' sticker on my forehead from my neighbor.