M.I.T.S.
M. I. Ts are moms who think they're royalty. They wear Juicy Couture, drink $10 smoothies, and act like they're the queen of the country club.
My mom called me from the country club and said, 'I saw your dad in the parking lot. He looked like a mess.'
She texted me, 'I just got a new Juicy Couture bag. It's pink and it screams at me.'
At the mall, my mom said, 'I'm not just a mom. I'm a M. I. T.'