M.I.L.F.A
A mom who’s got a body, a brain, and a life that makes you feel like a failure.
My mom is a MILF-A. She’s got a life, a body, and I’m still in middle school.
My neighbor’s mom is a MILF-A. I now want to be her kid and her lover.
My mom’s best friend is a MILF-A. I’m now her sidekick and her admirer.