M.H.P
M. H. P is when your whole neighborhood thinks it’s fancy, but it’s just Monroe Heights Park, and you’re stuck there with the trash and the loud music.
My cousin lives in M. H. P and still thinks it’s a mansion. It’s not. It’s a park with a bad parking lot.
I tried to move to M. H. P because it sounded cool. Now I live next to a loud kid who thinks he’s a rapper.
My mom says M. H. P is the best place to live. I say it’s the worst place to live because of the rats.