M'houbarness
When someone is so uncoordinated, they look like a drunk flamingo on a tightrope.
He tried to dance but ended up faceplanting into a cake. M'houbarness for the win.
She dropped her bag, her keys, and her self-respect in one go. M'houbarness supreme.
He tried to catch a ball and missed it so hard, he hit the ceiling. M'houbarness in motion.
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