M'houbarness
How clumsy and idiotic a person is. Like they were hit by a bus and forgot to walk.
She tried to walk and fell into a bush. M'houbarness in full effect.
He dropped his phone, his wallet, and his pride all in one go. M'houbarness on steroids.
He tried to climb a ladder and ended up falling into a pot of spaghetti. M'houbarness unleashed.