m'goodboy
A m'goodboy is a human who lives with his mom, eats chicken tendies, and plays video games all day. He's a brain-dead, fat, and lazy version of a man who can't do anything without his mom or his tendies.
He tried to log on to WoW but couldn't because he was too full from tendies.
He cried because his mummy didn't give him enough chicken.
He screamed at me because I didn't take out the trash and he had to smell his own piss.