M.F.O.I.
M. F. O. I. is when you’re at a party and you’re either talking to girls, touching them, or just standing there like an idiot. It’s like you’re trying to look cool, but you’re not.
I’m doing M. F. O. I. and I’m standing next to the girl from science class. She’s not even looking at me.
I’m doing M. F. O. I. and I said ‘hello’ to five girls. I’m a loser.
I’m doing M. F. O. I. and I’m just standing there. I don’t know what to do.