M.F.O.I.
M. F. O. I. is when you're at a party and you're either flirting, touching, or just being awkward around girls. It’s like you’re trying to impress them, but you’re not doing a good job.
I’m doing M. F. O. I. with the girl from math class. She doesn’t know I exist.
I'm doing M. F. O. I. and I accidentally touched her arm. Now I'm stuck.
I'm doing M. F. O. I. and I said ‘hi’ five times. I'm embarrassing myself.