M.F.O.I.
M. F. O. I. is when you’re at a party and you’re either hitting on girls, touching them, or just hanging out with them. It’s like you’re trying to look cool, but you’re not fooling anyone.
I’m doing M. F. O. I. and I’m pretending I don’t know you. It’s not working.
I’m doing M. F. O. I. with the girl from soccer. She’s ignoring me.
I’m doing M. F. O. I. and I said ‘I like you’ to three girls. I’m a mess.