M.E.D.S.
We are a bunch of weirdos who make everyday stuff sound like it’s the end of the world. We turn normal stuff into chaos. You’ll be laughed at. You’ll be praised. You’ll get free stuff.
Tweet: I made my grocery list into a poem. It got 10 likes. I’m famous.
DM: My neighbor thinks I’m a lunatic. I think he’s right.
Post: My breakfast is now a war. I’m winning.