M.D.S.U.
My Dick Is Still Unsucked is what you say when you’re too lazy to help someone out, but you also don’t want to look like a total waste of space. You’re just waiting for them to give up.
My Dick Is Still Unsucked, and I’m not moving until you bring me pizza.
You asked me to do your homework? My Dick Is Still Unsucked, and I’m not even looking at you.
I said My Dick Is Still Unsucked, and I meant it.