m****cript
A fancy word for a big ol' swear, mostly used by people who think they're too cool for regular cussing.
I got a 50 on my math test. My mom said, 'That's the worst I've ever seen. M****cript!'
My dog ate my homework. I said, 'M****cript, I'm gonna get you later.'
My friend told a joke. I said, 'M****cript, that was the worst joke ever.'