M.C.D.A.
Masters in Call of Duty Administration. A college dropout who thinks failing out of school was just the beginning. Now he's got a fancy title to prove he's too lazy to do anything useful.
I dropped out of school because I couldn't handle the stress. Now I'm an MCDA. I'm basically a human do-nothing.
My GPA was so low my dog got a higher one. Now I'm an MCDA. I'm living my best life.
I failed out of school and now I have an MCDA. I'm like a college dropout with a degree in being useless.