M.C.C.
A broken Russian van that thinks it's a superhero. It crashes more than it moves and everyone hates it.
My M. C. C. tried to drive through a ditch and now it's stuck in the dirt like a dead frog.
The M. C. C. tried to start and just coughed smoke and shame.
I swear my M. C. C. is plotting against me. It keeps breaking on purpose.