M.C. Ritual
a weird tradition where a couple yells at each other, dumps each other, sobs like babies, and then hooks up again just so they can keep doing the whole stupid thing every few months
She said I was a waste of oxygen, then came back 2 weeks later because she missed my bad jokes.
They broke up over who forgot to pay the rent, but now they’re back together because they both like the same pizza.
He called her a hot mess, she called him a loser, and now they’re arguing again because he forgot their anniversary.