M.C Hammerdaddy
I’m M. C. Hammerdaddy. I don’t need a real name. You’re lucky I even gave you one.
You don’t know who M. C. Hammerdaddy is? I’ll give you a name: loser.
M. C. Hammerdaddy doesn’t need a real name. You need a real life.
I’m M. C. Hammerdaddy. You’re just the guy who didn’t get invited to the party.