M.C. Dat Hoe
Make a big mess of mac and cheese (or use the cheap box kind) and get a girl to help you eat it. Then use the cheese to cover her butt and go at her from behind. Finish it off by slapping your meat on her butt and shoving it back in her mouth.
I did M. C. Dat Hoe with my neighbor’s daughter in the park. She laughed the whole time even when I slapped my meat on her butt.
I used the box mac and cheese again because I’m cheap and I don’t care about my reputation.
I did it in my teacher’s office and got detention for the rest of the year.