m.c. bat commander
A total beast. Also known as Christian Jacobs. He's been on TV, in movies, and now he's the lead singer of a totally awesome band called 'The Aquabats'.
'M. C. Bat Commander is like a superhero who also sings. That's a combo I didn't know I needed.'
'He's the reason I still believe in cool people.'
'M. C. Bat Commander is the only reason I'm not a total failure.'