m.c. bat commander
A rad dude. Also known as Christian Jacobs. He's been on TV, in movies, and now he's the lead singer of a totally awesome band called 'The Aquabats'.
'M. C. Bat Commander is the reason I still believe in magic.'
'He's not just a guy. He's a full-blown superhero.'
'If M. C. Bat Commander was my teacher, I'd be the smartest kid in the class.'