M.A.T.H.S.
M. A. T. H. S. is the only time you wish you were a zombie who only eats brains and not equations.
Why do I have to know the Pythagorean theorem? I don’t even know my own life goals.
I’d rather be chased by a math teacher than be chased by a zombie.
Math is like being forced to eat a whole pie. No one wants that.