M.A.T.H.S.
M. A. T. H. S. is the reason why your brain is currently on fire and the only thing putting it out is a calculator.
Math is like a bad relationship. You know it’s not working, but you keep trying.
Why is multiplication so hard? It’s just adding a bunch of times. Why can’t I just add?
Math is like the universe. It doesn’t care about you.