M.A.P.S.
MAPS is when you eat so much junk food and drink so much beer that you end up looking like a bloated, smelly, confused raccoon at 9 a. m.
Just woke up after a night of drinking and I look like a bloated, smelly, confused raccoon. #MAPS
Man, I did the MAPS last night and I still feel like a raccoon. #MAPS
I did the MAPS and my roommate ran away. #MAPS #smellyraccoon